Thursday, December 1

It's a right-hander's world

Hello people... today I want to talk about how biased the world is. No, it's not about why foreigners are taking away our jobs or why that fuck face has a babe beside him.

What I am talking about is that the world only cares for right-handers, just simply they are the majority. Why do I say so? Just take a look around you. Appliances all around you are designed for right-handers. What is your right hand holding onto now? A mouse. Have you wondered why is it not on your left? Your nice speaker system on your desktop, where are the controls? On the right speaker. The power switch on your monitor? Right. Ok, maybe you say that I am too sensitive to all this minor things...

A big problem for me actually is that guns are designed for right-handers. By now, you should have guessed that I am a left-hander. I have to adapt myself to shoot with my right-hand. Because empty cartridges fly out from the right side of the weapon. If I shoot with my left hand, the burning hot cartridges will fly into my handsome face and imbue nice & exquisite burn marks. Although it sounds like I'm whining about me not being able to shoot with my left hand, all this has actually made me ambidextrous. After some training and self-persuasion I managed to get myself to be able to shoot with my right hand. Now I can shoot with both hands.

The morale of the story? It may not be a bad thing if you are a left-hander, but rather look on the bright side of things. Things may just turn out good for you. At first I was a little angry at why everything is so right-hander oriented. But then after awhile, I began to think of it as a window for self-improvement. Self-improvement as in I can learn how to put my right hand into good use like shooting, rather than only clicking away on a mouse or some miscellaneous activities...

Haha... thank you for reading my bullcrap. Have a nice day.

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